Yes, you heard that right. I have a neighbor who loves to be naked and apparently doesn't realize the function of blinds! You see it's beautiful summer weather right now (minus the rain) and there's nothing like sitting under the stars taking in a cool summers evening. Until, you hear talking and commotion coming from your neighbors house. It's a natural reaction to look because for all you know it could be someone creeping up on you in your yard. And next thing you know, your eyes see what you hope to never see.
It's a strange disposition to be in actually. What do you do? It would be nice to say that this is all it is but that would be a lie. You see on one certain occasion I've also heard, um, disturbing noises as well. I'll leave that to your imagination too. I wish I could tell them to close their windows and blinds so that their errands are kept more private but then what would that make me? A peeping tom? Hell no. I thought about calling the police too but then they have a loud ass police scanner (so I'm sure they could figure out which neighbor did them in) as well that always goes off plus it's fairly harmless (for they know not what they do) - just disturbing.
Not to mention they drink til the cows come home so on other occasions they fight like loud grumbly monsters spitting out profanities you normally hear in a bar fight. It's embarrassing to hear actually. Can you imagine having company sitting around a bone fire and have to hear or see that racket? It sure would make good conversation but would be embarrassing as well. Oh excuse us they do that all the time and we mean all. the. time. They're always that drunk and if they aren't fighting, they are screwing, or listening to hillbilly music, or petting their cats by the window.
Sigh